Friday, March 29, 2013

'BREAKAWAY' PASSES ALL HER TESTS

Norwegian Breakaway (Credit: Norwegian)
Norwegian Breakaway is one step closer to her official debut in May, successfully completing technical and nautical sea trials off the coast of Norway and Denmark. You might be interested in just how a big cruise ship is tested. Here are some details from Norwegian:

"In order to assess the ship’s speed, the Captain, navigational officers and representatives from MEYER WERFT tested all of the various power outputs for the propellers. The speed was then adjusted to various levels at each power output level. Every speed test that Norwegian Breakaway underwent was successful and exceeded the required technical specifications.

TRUNK BAY DESERVING OF HIGH RANKING

TripAdvisor's readers have selected their Top 10 Islands in their 2013 Reader's Choice survey. Trunk Bay on St. John in the U.S. Virgin Islands came in second. Since we were both on that beach just a few weeks ago as part of our Azamara Quest voyage, I'm not sure how the beach on Belize topped it. Part of the National Park there, its sands are indescribably white and soft, and matched with the deep aquamarine colors of the Caribbean Sea, it's a picture postcard everywhere you look. In fact, since it's Friday, let's take a little stroll on the beach ... -- Gerry

You can a nice overview from the road above ...



There is a small admission charge ($4) to use the beach ...


Pam is loving walking on the sand ...



While I try to figure out how we can never leave!


STATUE OF LIBERTY TOURS INCREASED

Statue Cruises, who specialize in harbor tours to the Statue of Liberty in New York, have announced they are increasing their daily tours in anticipation of the reopening of the statue on July 4. They will feature up to 20 departures a day, seven days per week. More info available at www.statuecruises.com, or see our earlier post. -- Gerry

Thursday, March 28, 2013

4-NIGHT RIVER CRUISES ANNOUNCED

River cruising isn't just in Europe, you know. We have plenty of rivers here in the U.S. as well. American Cruise Lines has announced the addition of four-night cruises to the Queen of the Mississippi’s 2013 schedule. The cruise line notes, "three days shorter than the standard itinerary length on the Mississippi River, the new cruises will focus on the various plantations found along the river." The new cruises are round trip from New Orleans and include departures on November 30, December 4 and 8, with rates starting at $2,395 per person.

Onboard activities include:

-- Mint juleps served on the Oak Alley lawn

-- Performance by Judy Davis, singer, entertainer and storyteller of life on a plantation

-- Praline-cooking demonstration by Michael DeVidts

-- Performance by the New Orleans Jazz All Stars

-- Onboard cooking demonstration by a Louisiana Culinary Institute chef

'QUEEN MARY 2' WILL MARK 200 CROSSINGS

In July, Cunard's Queen Mary 2 marks a major milestone. When she departs New York on July 6, it will be her 200th Transatlantic Crossing since the ship debuted in 2004. Special events are planned on board, including a lecture by Stephen Payne, mainly responsible for the overall design, and a commemorative dinner and gala in his honor. There will also be a group of musicians from the Juilliard School of Dance, Drama and Music performing in various venues throughout the ship.

Some fun facts from Cunard: In the course of the 200 crossings, they estimate passengers have consumed:

8.4 million cups of tea
980,000 scones
481,000 bottles of champagne
644,000 eggs
960,000 litres of milk

"In total, Queen Mary 2 has served 22.4 million meals and sailed over 600,000 nautical miles during her first 200 Crossings. These figures do not take into account her annual World Cruise or her sailings to the Canaries, Fjords, Iceland, Belgium, the Netherlands, Luxembourg, around Britain, up to Montreal and Quebec in Canada, or among the Caribbean islands.

"Looking at Cunard’s earlier vessels, Queen Mary (1936 - 1967) crossed the Atlantic 1,001 times; Queen Elizabeth (1940 - 1968) crossed 896 times; and Queen Elizabeth 2 (1969 - 2008) crossed 812 times." -- Gerry

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

CUNARD ADDS FOUR SPEAKERS

David Frost (Cunard)
Cunard has added four new speakers to their Insights program: Author Margaret Atwood, broadcaster Sir David Frost, Dame Fiona Reynolds and sportsman Mike Cowan. Here are more details:

  • Margaret Atwood -- Queen Mary 2, Eastbound Transatlantic Crossing, August 15, 2013. Best known for “The Handmaid’s Tale,” Margaret is the author of more than forty books of fiction, poetry and critical essays.
  • David Frost -- Queen Mary 2, Westbound Transatlantic Crossing, October 8, 2013. Frost will share "Interviews I Shall Never Forget.” In addition, he will do a live Q&A with the Entertainment Director of Queen Mary 2 and also introduce the film “Frost/Nixon.”
  • Dame Fiona Reynolds -- Queen Elizabeth, St. Petersburg and Baltic Explorer, May 1, 2013.  Dame Fiona Reynolds was the Director-General of the National Trust from 2001-2012 before becoming Master of Emmanuel College, Cambridge in 2012.
  • Mike Cowan – Queen Victoria, April 26, 2013. Cricketer Mike Cowan has played cricket at the highest level. He was, for nine years, a fast bowler with the Yorkshire Cricket Club.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

ROYAL OFFERS THE BARBIE EXPERIENCE

You may recall that Pam is a huge fan of Barbie (remember this post on the Barbie Party Cruise?). So is Royal Caribbean. They have teamed up with Mattel to offer a Barbie Experience on their ships -- everything from fashion shows and tea parties to a stateroom right out of a Barbie dollhouse. It's every little girl's dream, and probably a dream for a few big girls, too. Here's the video with more. --Gerry


Monday, March 25, 2013

COME WITH US TO HIBISCUS FALLS

Photos by Gerry

The anthem of Dominica is "Isle of Beauty, Isle of Splendor." On a recent stop there on Azamara Quest, we can vouch for both. Volcanic peaks rise to nearly 5,000 feet, and much of the almost 300 square miles of this beautiful West Indies island is covered by lush rainforest. The island also boasts 365 rivers, which is almost a sure sign you'll also find lots of waterfalls. In our short time there, we only got to see one as part of a tour: Hibiscus Falls.

Unlike some of the natural wonders, it's pretty much right on the road, so you don't have to walk far to see it, unless you want to experience it "up close and personal." We did. Here's the sign at the main entrance, which also features a few shops and refreshment stand. (The grapefruit juice is outstanding.)




You can get a good view from the top, but for the best view, there's a set of stairs that get you to the bottom of the ravine in something like 59 steps.

CELEBRITY ADDS 'SPE CERTIFIED' TO DISHES

Credit: SPE Certified
In what Celebrity Cruises says is another "culinary first," they have partnered with SPE Certified to "expand its healthy dining options with scientifically-grounded, third-party validation of their merits." SPE (Latin for Sanitas Per Escam, or “Health Through Food") Certified is a certification and consulting program aimed at enhancing nutrition without compromising taste. Using criteria such as seasonality, sourcing, sustainability and ideal portion size, every dish they certify is low in salt and saturated fats and meet other nutritional standards.

SPE Certified will be used to certify more than 60 dishes in Celebrity Cruises’ main restaurants, such as Salmon Tartare with Celery Root Puree, Trout Roe Caviar and Roasted Pork Loin with Smoky Red Cabbage. Guests will note SPE-certified dishes by way of the “squiggly red insignia” on Celebrity Reflection beginning April 6. They note selections will be available across the entire fleet by the end of the year. -- Gerry

Friday, March 22, 2013

AT HOME WITH THE JACO PARROTS OF DOMINICA


If you visit the Botanical Garden on the beautiful island of Dominica, you'll see the Parrot Conservation and Research Center, home to four of the endangered Jaco, or Amazon Red-necked, parrot.  On our recent visit, only three were roaming about, and judging from the video above, having a bit of a domestic dispute. Happily, I think they worked it all out.  -- Gerry

Thursday, March 21, 2013

VIKING CHRISTENS 10 NEW SHIPS

Viking christening ceremony (Credit: Viking)
Christening a new ship is a big occasion for any cruise line. But what would you call christening 10 in one day? Viking River Cruises calls it a world record. Viking's simultaneous christening ceremony in Amsterdam debuted the ships – Viking Aegir, Viking Atla, Viking Bragi, Viking Embla, Viking Forseti, Viking Jarl, Viking Rinda, Viking Skadi, Viking Tor and Viking Var – and was certified by Guinness  as "The Most Ships Inaugurated in One Day by One Company." The previous record was two. Also on hand were 10 ceremonial godmothers for the new ships. Four of the christenings took place in  Amsterdam, and the remaining six were conducted live via satellite from the Neptun shipyard in Germany. -- Gerry

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

MEET TANJA, MASTER OF THE MARTINI

Tanja at the Casino Luxe Bar (Photo: Pam)
If you are ever on the Azamara Quest, and love a good martini (and who doesn't?), you should go straight-away to the Casino Luxe Bar on deck 5 and see Tanja from Macedonia. Besides being a true martini master, her friendly, accommodating service creates a relaxing, glad-you-are-here experience.

One of the specialties there is the "Martini Flight" -- a sampler of five different martinis for $15. Of course we had to try it. It added to the fun that Tanja let us help pick the five flavors she would prepare. But before we got started, she excused herself for a quick trip to the kitchen.

When she returned, she had prepared for us a selection of olives and cheese to accompany our tasting. Very impressive!

Choosing the first one to try was easy: Our personal fav, the French Martini. Tanja prepared it perfectly, mixing the Grey Goose, Chambord and pineapple juice so it had just the right amount of foam on top.

So on we went, one to another, Tanja taking the time to explain what was coming next and giving us a chance to vote as well. Let me tell you, they were all superb, including the piece de resistance, the Chocolate Martini, which was last.

For her friendliness, mastery and customer service, Tanja is the newest member of the Cruising Squared Martini Hall of Fame! -- Gerry and Pam

KEY LARGO HOSTING BOGART FESTIVAL

Along with cruising, we love our classic movies, and our classic movie stars. And they don't get more classic than the man himself, Humphrey Bogart. We just learned about an upcoming Humphrey Bogart Film Festival to be held -- where else? -- at the site of one of his most famous flicks, Key Largo. It's happening May 2-5, 65 years since the premiere of the movie.

It will be hosted by Stephen Bogart, son of Bogart and Lauren Bacall, and will feature film critic Leonard Maltin as a special guest. The release notes "it is the only event of its kind to be sanctioned by the Bogart estate and is produced in partnership with the Key Largo Chamber of Commerce." You can even take a ride on the original African Queen! Here are more details:

"Events are scheduled to kick off Thursday evening with a cocktail reception hosted by Bogart and Maltin at Key Largo’s Murray Nelson Cultural Center, mile marker (MM) 102, followed by an outdoor waterfront screening of the Bogie and Bacall classic, Key Largo.

"The festival is to feature screenings of Bogart films and other classics from the film noir genre. Attendees are to enjoy in-theater showings, as well as screenings held outdoors under the stars in Key Largo’s balmy subtropical climate.

"Other attractions include cruises on the original, century-old African Queen, the boat used in the Bogart film of the same name. Registered as a national historic site, the vessel was relaunched in 2012 following a $70,000 restoration.

"Attendees can party like characters in their favorite films at the Casablanca-themed Bogart Ball planned for Saturday, May 4, at the Hilton Key Largo Resort, MM 97, and hosted by Stephen Bogart. The evening gala includes a red carpet cocktail reception in a casino setting, a three-course dinner with a Moroccan-themed menu and dancing Maltin is scheduled to speak about Bogart’s contribution to the film noir genre. Tickets are $175 per person.

Tickets to individual screenings are $10 each. Tickets to double-feature presentations are $20 per person. Visit www.bogartfilmfestival.com to purchase tickets or reserve space on an African Queen excursion. Just to whet your appetite, here's the Key Largo trailer:




Tuesday, March 19, 2013

'GETAWAY' TO FEATURE MAGIC EXPERIENCE

Two news items from Norwegian...

The Illusionarium (Credit: Norwegian)
IT'S MAGIC. Guests aboard Norwegian Getaway, debuting February, 2014, will be guaranteed a magical time, thanks to the Illusionarium. Called the first of its kind at sea, the dining/entertainment experience "will envelope guests in the fascinating world of magic, inviting them to experience the astonishing illusions of world-class magicians and supernatural special effects," according to Norwegian.

The result of a collaboration between Norwegian and Broadway director/choreographer Patricia Wilcox, Tony Award winning scenic designer David Gallo and veteran magician Jeff Hobson, the design is inspired by the "science fiction of Jules Verne, the artistry of legendary magicians such as Houdini and the popularity of recent blockbusters featuring supernatural characters. As guests wait to enter the portal of The Illusionarium, they will be surrounded by antique spell books, magical interactive artifacts and relics in a steampunk-inspired environment. The centerpiece of the Illusionarium is a 30’ diameter video dome that will transport audiences to mystical places." There will be 12 performances per cruise, two shows per night.

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NEW CHILDREN'S PROGRAM: The Norwegian children’s program, Splash Academy, has implemented a new “Guppies” program offering "exciting, interactive programming for kids’ ages six months to three years old." According to Norwegian, "the new program gives parents, with children under the age of three, the opportunity to engage in a variety of sensory-based programs with children including baby art, featuring organic, vegetable-based 'Wee Can Too' art products, baby 'Rhyme Time,' where a storyteller recites popular nursery rhymes featuring puppets, and 'Motion in the Ocean,' a parent and baby mini-workout. -- Gerry

CELEBRITY ADDS SIN CITY COMEDY SHOW

Sin City is coming to Celebrity -- "Sin City Comedy" that is. The acclaimed Las Vegas show, described as "edgy, funny and a little bit sexy," debuts as a new late night entertainment option on Reflection and Silhouette, then move to Solstice in May. The Planet Hollywood show is a two-time winner of the “Best of Las Vegas” award. Because the shows contain adult content, they are restricted to guests age 18 and older. --Gerry

GOING IN STYLE TO ALASKA

Royal Caribbean's revitalization of its fleet ("Every ship is our best ship") continues with its Radiance-class ships, Radiance of the Seas and Rhapsody of the Seas. This week's video focuses on those ships and destinations like Alaska, with its spectacular scenery. Not a bad combination! -- Gerry

Monday, March 18, 2013

REPORT: CUNARD RELAXING DRESS CODE


Pam, ready for an
evening out on the ship
The Telegraph is reporting that Cunard is relaxing their famous dress code. Quoting the article: "The British-American cruise line, known for its long-standing commitment to formal dress codes, has refined its evening wear options of ‘formal’, ‘semi-formal’, and ‘elegant casual’ to simply ‘formal’ and ‘informal’." They say the new relaxed measures will take effect in April. I can just hear Hugh Bonneville from Downton Abbey reacting to the news: "Has the world gone mad?"

Somehow I doubt you'll see many changes in attire aboard any of the three Queens. For the ladies, the formal nights are one of the main attractions. And yes, even us guys have to grudgingly admit it doesn't hurt us to dust off the tux and glam it up for a special evening or two. I may have to side with Hugh on this one. Here's more from the Cunard press release:

ROYAL PRINCESS READY TO ENTERTAIN YOU

The soon-to-debut Royal Princess wants to make every guest has a great time, with plenty of options to choose from. “Royal Princess will feature the widest variety of entertainment we have ever offered at sea,” said Jan Swartz, Princess Cruises executive vice president in their press release. “No matter how passengers like to spend their evenings at sea, we’ll have an exceptional array of options to keep passengers entertained.” Some of those options are listed below, along with this company video:




Among the entertainment features of Royal Princess are:

Sunday, March 17, 2013

THE 12 DAYS OF AZAMARA QUEST

Azamara Quest (Photo:Gerry)
Pam and I spent 12 days on the Azamara Quest on a cruise to the West Indies in March, 2013. Here are the links to our coverage of the voyage:

Day One:
It’s the first day of our 12-night “Virgin Islands and Frenchmen Voyage” to the West Indies on Azamara Quest, departing from the Port of Miami. This voyage is our first on Azamara, and my wife and I have been eagerly anticipating cruising on a scale that is both smaller and “up.”

Day Two:
This is the first of two “at sea” days as we head to our first port of call, St. John in the Virgin Islands. Last night we experienced a lot of motion as the ship navigated stout waves and wind. By daylight it had moderated somewhat, but best to keep the Dramamine close by.

Saturday, March 16, 2013

AN 'AZAMAZING' COINCIDENCE ON QUEST

St. Thomas at sunset (Photo: Gerry)
On our recent cruise on  Azamara Quest, storms in the Atlantic forced a change in our itinerary. Instead of going to our last stop, Virgin Gorda, the captain, after much deliberation, decided on a stop at St. Thomas in the U.S. Virgin Islands, where the seas were more friendly. Later he told us of one unexpected result of that choice. In what has to be classed as an "azamazing" conicidence, there was a couple on the ship who were married in St. Thomas, 10 years to the day we were there. What are the odds? -- Gerry

Friday, March 15, 2013

FAKE HAIR LENDS A HAND


Is it real?

Yes, and no.

While on the Azamara Quest for twelve days, I found keeping hair looking anywhere close to respectable to be a challenge.

Fortunately, I thought ahead and tossed in a few fake hair gadgets purchased from Sally's Beauty Supply a few years ago.

Basically, they are hair-bands wrapped in fake-hair, which  I stretched over clipped-up hair. Worked like a charm and made me feel nothing like the wind-blown mess I was in reality.

It is not difficult to match color as you just blend it with your own hair.

After a day on a busy shore excursion, it is quite a relief to have this no-fuss solution to a hairy-situation.

It's the little things, right? --Pam

CELEBRITY ANNOUNCES RETURN OF "123 go!"

In January, Celebrity Cruises debuted their "123 go!" promotion, reported here. Now it's back by popular demand. Passengers have their choice of three different offers: Free “Classic Beverage Package” for two; free gratuities or an on board credit of up to $300 per stateroom, depending on the selected itinerary length. Those who book a cruise in Europe can select two of the three special options.

They also note members of the Captain’s Club loyalty program get the added benefit of an on board $500 credit if booking a suite during the promotion period, applicable to sailings from June through September 2013. Offers are valid on all ships (with the exception of Celebrity Xpedition), and all sailings from June 2013 through March 2014, providing the cruise is booked between March 15 to April 15, 2013. -- Gerry

Thursday, March 14, 2013

SAFETY FIRST AT ROYAL CARIBBEAN

Today's cruise vacation may accent the glitz and glamour, but behind it all what's most important is the safety of the passengers. To that end, Royal Caribbean has set up a Maritime Safety Advisory Board to ensure their ships adhere to the highest standards. That's the topic of this week's video:

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

AZAMARA QUEST, DAY TWELVE



Captain Stig mans the ribs station at the
poolside BBQ on the last day of the cruise (Photos: Gerry)
ABOARD AZAMARA QUEST, DAY TWELVE – And so it comes to the last full day of our “Virgins Islands and Frenchmen Voyage.” By tomorrow morning we will be back at the Port of Miami, where some of us will say goodbye and others will continue to new adventures as Quest makes sail to Europe.

As “newbies” to Azamara Club Cruises (and there were a decent number of first-timers joining us), time for some overall thoughts about our experience:

     The Ship: The size is just right if you seek a more intimate, personalized setting for your cruise vacation. You can pretty much get to any place you want to go in short order. It isn’t adults only; children are certainly welcome. But it clearly caters to adults, which is a positive for several we spoke with. As noted earlier, there was one child on this voyage and outside the pool and ice cream, not a whole lot kids would find interesting.

     Attire. It’s pretty much all resort casual, all the time. Of course the ladies enjoy dressing up for the evening meals, as do many of the gents. But guys, you don’t have to pack your tux for this ship. There are no “formal” nights, and speaking for myself, I found the laid back dress code a real bonus. It added to the relaxed vibe for the whole trip.

    The Food. Uniformly very good or excellent. Whether you opt for the main dining room, Discoveries, or the more casual Windows CafĂ© for the buffet, we found everything to be high quality. There are also the two specialty restaurants: Aqualina and Prime C. We tried both and were impressed by the level of food and service. Another good option is the Mosaic CafĂ© on 5, a boutique sandwich, dessert and coffee bar with a more upscale motif.

     The Guests. Definitely mostly an older demographic of well-seasoned travelers, many making return visits to Azamara (for one couple, their 10th trip). Again, it’s very much a family vibe among guests and crew. Relaxed, quiet and maybe a throwback of sorts to old-school cruising back in the day.
  
     The Entertainment. The main show room is the Cabaret Lounge on deck 5, adjacent to the casino. The Azamara singers and dancers perform there as an ensemble and individually, along with a few other select acts. Not flashy or Las Vegas, but certainly enjoyable and well suited for the various venues around the ship.

Pam is in love with coffee machine
    The Amenities. On Azamara, the price of the cruise includes all gratuities, red and white house wines (which change every day and are very good, by the way) at lunch and dinner, bottled water, sodas and the self-serve laundry. No doubt in the end the cost is comparable with other cruises that charge a la carte for these things, but just having everything included makes life so much simpler, without that feeling of being “nickeled and dimed.”

      Getting Around. As we noted in earlier posts, expect the stairways to be narrow and the elevators smaller. But it’s almost just as easy to walk if you are located anywhere mid-ship. One thing to note if you are physically challenged: The ship is probably not as wheelchair-friendly as you would find on newer, larger vessels.

      The Spa. It has one, along with a fitness center and a jogging track.

     The Pool. There is a small heated pool and adjacent hot tubs. But the headline here are the wonderfully luxuriant and comfortable deck chairs, which seem brand new. They also enforce the rules for not reserving lounges when the occupant is gone longer than 30 minutes.

     The Staterooms. You will find them on a smaller side, as you might expect, but with very comfortable bedding and serviceable balconies on most. There are suites as well. A word to the wise: If you have personal electronics or other devices that require plugs, throw in an extension cord or two. We have yet to go on any cruise where the staterooms had a sufficient number of plugs conveniently located.

Danijel from Brazil at the Sunset Bar
      Random Notes. Room service is available 24/7, and during lunch and dinner, they note you can order anything served in the dining rooms for your stateroom. We didn’t test it, but that’s a nice touch … Pam fell in love with their hi-tech coffeemaker with creates a Cappuccino in a flash, as well as other assorted coffees … the gelato in Windows is more my style – new flavors every day … our two favorite spots were Looking Glass on deck 10, with its panoramic views and dance floor at night, and the Sunset Bar on deck 9 (where Danijel from Brazil took good care of us), a great place to enjoy a drink or a meal any time of day … there is E-Connections if you want to hook into the Internet, or you can connect and use the ship’s Wi-Fi with your own devices at the published rates. The connection was surprisingly good throughout our voyage (as the daily updates verify) … a shout-out to Errol in Land Discoveries, whose soothing admonitions to “walk with love and care” sent us out on our shore excursions … kudos to Nathalia in Guest Relations and Philip, the hotel manager, for all their help and kindnesses … praise for Tanja from Macedonia in the Casino Luxe Bar for her martini mastery – best on the ship … and special thanks to Capt. Stig, who expertly guided us through the choppy seas to calmer waters.

      Overall: We had an excellent time, and particularly enjoyed the “scaled down” size of the ship, the friendly, efficient service, the variety in the ports of call (we’ll take a rain check on Virgin Gorda), meeting new friends and the camaraderie between crew and guests. Not to mention the five-star meals and wines. If you are looking for more relaxation, more quiet and a more personal cruise experience, Azamara Club Cruises will more than meet your expectations. -- Gerry

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

AZAMARA QUEST, DAY ELEVEN


Sunset at St. Thomas (Photos: Gerry)
ABOARD AZAMARA QUEST, DAY ELEVEN – It is our next to last day at sea, and the captain has plotted us a new course. As he explained it, storm swells have caused havoc up and down the Atlantic, and affected a number of cruise ships in the region, including Royal Caribbean’s Explorer of the Seas, which was buffeted by both high winds and waves. To skirt those issues, we will be returning to Miami via the Old Bahamas Channel, which should provide a smoother ride.

The captain also pointed out this voyage had set a record for him in the number of bow lines broken. In yesterday’s post we talked about the two lines that snapped in St. Maarten. Altogether, a total of six lines were actually torn loose at that port.

The crew bids a "Fond Farewell"
While we were more fortunate than Explorer, there was still considerable motion during the night and into mid-morning. So much so we decided to forego the “Abba Dance Night” in Looking Glass for an extra dose of Dramamine, as did others. Too bad – Abba always gets the party going.

Last night, after a spectacular sunset as we departed St. Thomas, the crew staged a “Fond Farewell” for the passengers, where individuals representing all the various departments introduce themselves and their country of origin. The level of service and attention has been topnotch throughout our voyage, a sentiment echoed by many of the guests we spoke with.

This afternoon I joined a group touring the bridge, which occupies the front of deck 8. Alongside the computers, screens, GPS guidance systems and all the other assorted technology that keeps us safe and on course, the old school paper charts still play a prominent role, as our guide explained. Someday it will no doubt be all electronic, but that day isn’t here yet on Azamara, which is actually strangely comforting.

The self-serve laundry
After 11 days at sea, we are starting to run short of clean clothes in a few areas. No problem! There is a self-serve laundry on deck 7. The machines may have coin slots, but your money is no good here. They’re free to use, first come, first serve. We spoke with one couple who took a 43-day cruise on Princess but it didn’t qualify them for free laundry on board. It’s the little things, right?

Speaking of little things, while our stateroom’s veranda is a big snug, the oversize table is a welcome touch. It’s sturdier than most we’ve experienced and perfect for room service or use as a desk for authoring this blog while the sea breeze blows through your hair. And if you thinking of taking Azamara, definitely opt to spend extra for the veranda. Totally worth it.

Paper charts still have their place on the Bridge
Because this is cruising on a smaller scale, don’t expect a flashy, Las Vegas-style casino. It features the expected assortment of slot machines, blackjack and roulette, all the usual suspects in terms of how to lose your money. I even tried my luck on the free bingo game. Lost again.

With the next two days at sea, there is a full slate of activities on tap, including gelato by the pool, a Greek buffet, tango lessons, a lecture on the rum trade, a jewelry fashion show and late night, 50s and 60s dance music. Only one day to go, so I’ve got to get busy trying everything so I can relax. --Gerry

Monday, March 11, 2013

AZAMARA QUEST, DAY TEN


A glorious day in St. Thomas
ABOARD AZAMARA QUEST, DAY TEN – While we still feel the disappointment of missing Virgin Gorda, it is a glorious (and calm) day dockside in Charlotte Amalie, St. Thomas. High swells forced a change in our final port of call, and we had evidence of those on the way over last night with some major rocking (not coming from the disco dance floor, either).

Two lines snapped in St. Maarten
If we needed further evidence of the unruly seas, while in port at St. Maarten we saw two of the heavy braided ropes that hold the ship in place snap like rubber bands, forcing harbor security to over-zealously route passengers from other vessels away from the vicinity of our ship, just in case.

St. Thomas is of course one of the most heavily traveled islands in the Caribbean, greeting over 1.5 million tourists every year. On any given day that are usually several cruise ships here, and today is no exception. Joining us in port at Havensight are two Carnival ships and at the adjacent Yacht Haven Grande, a gathering of what has to be some of the largest privately-owned ships in the world, along with an upscale shopping mall.

Of course there are beautiful beaches and historic sites, but in St. Thomas it’s always been about the shopping. Most passengers disembark directly to waiting taxis for the short trip to the downtown shopping district, and we were no exception. But rather than navigate the close quarters and charming alleyways of the traditional downtown shops, Pam headed for the blue tents of the vendor area next to the post office, where you can do some serious bargain hunting for clothes, jewelry and knock-off purses.

Looking for bargains on St. Thomas
But a few words about the shopping experience: Expect to be relentlessly solicited for tours and shopping specials. It can get very annoying in a hurry. We also heard several complaining how the big new commercial malls have detracted from the downtown experience as well.

Maybe we were there too early in the day, but unlike other trips here, we returned empty handed. It seemed no one was in the mood to bargain. So we are left to enjoy this sunny, picture-perfect day, watching the “privileged class enjoy their privileges,” to quote one of our favorite movies, “The Philadelphia Story.”

Alex Mac's tribute to Michael Buble
Last night we decided to check out the entertainment in the Cabaret Lounge, featuring two of the Azamara Quest Singers, Amanda Poulson and Australian Andrew Perry, who each performed a set of their favorite songs. Later, up on the pool deck, ship DJ Alex Mac donned suit and tie for his tribute show to Michael Buble. Mac, a native of West Yorkshire, got an enthusiastic reception, especially from his fellow Brits in the audience.

We are here until 6 p.m., when we say farewell to the last island on our tour of the West Indies and head back to Miami. Here’s hoping the seas cooperate and the final leg of our journey is smooth sailing. -- Gerry

Sunday, March 10, 2013

AZAMARA QUEST, DAY NINE


Frontstreet in Philipsburg, St. Maarten (Photos: Gerry)
ABOARD AZAMARA QUEST, DAY NINE – Might as well start with the news update from the Bridge: We won’t be going to Virgin Gorda, the last stop on our cruise and the one probably most anticipated by many, including myself. Sigh. Unexpectedly high waves have compromised the use of the tenders, and as we learned from the earlier mishap in Nevis, safety must come first. We will instead head to the protected harbor of St. Thomas, where Quest can dock safely.

And so Virgin Gorda and The Baths have to remain on our bucket list.

The water taxi is a bargain
Today we are docked at Philipsburg in St. Maarten, the island with the split personality: Half French, half Dutch. Having experienced the French side on a previous cruise, we opted to take the water taxi over to Frontstreet and the main shopping district. If you plan to remain in the immediate Philipsburg area, the water taxi is a great option -- $7 for a day pass and all the trips you want to make, and they come every 10 minutes.

A short walk past Frontstreet is – yes, you guessed it – Backstreet. A few blocks away is the Philipsburg Tourist Market, where vendors sell all manner of clothing goods, hats and specialty items. Ratchet up your bartering skills; prices are negotiable.

Afterwards, take a stroll along the beach that Frontstreet fronts. Pick a bar and enjoy something cool to drink while soaking up the scenery: White sands, palm trees with boats and yachts dotting the turquoise water stretching off to the horizon. Wi fi is readily available at many merchant locations. One vendor advertised a beach chair, umbrella, bar service and wi fi, all for $7.50.

Pam shopping in the tourist market
There is much to see on this small island, including 17th century forts, a butterfly farm and lots of beautiful beaches, including a few where you can go au natural if you so choose. We didn’t.

We had some excitement onboard early this morning, when Capt. Stig came on the P.A. system at 2 a.m. and informed us to ignore the emergency signal that was sounded accidently. While we did wake up and hear the captain’s announcement, we totally missed hearing the signal. Not good.

Also noteworthy: Max, our keyboardist in Looking Glass and other venues around the ship, has regained the voice he lost somewhere in South America and is now singing his ballads as well as playing them. We can also look forward to “Sunday Sundaes” on the pool deck tonight. Not a bad way to end a relaxing day in St. Maarten. -- Gerry

Saturday, March 9, 2013

AZAMARA QUEST, DAY EIGHT UPDATE

ABOARD AZAMARA QUEST, UPDATE -- This just in. Capt. Stig has just announced we have permission from the authorities in St. Maarten to proceed to Philipsburg, ahead of the expected wave swells coming our way. Only 15 nautical miles away, we should be dockside there by 7 p.m. And more good news: The casino and shops aboard have special permission from St. Maarten to remain open. We should be arriving there just in time for tonight's Italian Buffet. -- Gerry

AZAMARA QUEST, DAY EIGHT

The harbor at St. Barts (Photos: Gerry)

ABOARD AZAMARA QUEST, DAY EIGHT – You don’t have to be rich and famous to come to St. Barts (or St. Barths, or Saint Barthelemy – you’ll see all variations of the name), but definitely being the former will help. This way station for the jet set features the highest of high end shopping (in the market for a Louis Vuitton hammock?) set amid its charming Swedish and French roots.

We were originally scheduled to be here for almost 24 hours, but the captain has told us we will be leaving instead at 5 p.m. for our next destination, St. Maarten. A weather front is approaching that could result in waves of 2-4 meters, so the rest of our itinerary is now somewhat in doubt. We’ll get further news on the situation later this afternoon. Yikes.

Unlike Dominica, St. Barts is more arid, with much less rainfall. In fact, it hardly ever rains. Except today, when it followed us all around our morning tour of the island. But it passed, and Pam was able to get her shopping done afterwards in the stores along the main street in Gustavia, the hub of commerce. I’m fairly convinced everyone who lives on this island owns at least two cars; they are everywhere. This is also somewhat surprising since a gallon of gas goes for around $8.

Grilled artichoke with potato at Aqualina
There are some nice beaches, and plenty of restaurants. Speaking French is an asset, but if you stay very long, make sure you have plenty of room left on your credit card.

Last night we dined at Aqualina, one of two specialty restaurants on board the ship. I can honestly say it was as good a meal as we’ve enjoyed anywhere. The service was superb and each dish expertly prepared and flavorful. Pam opted for the pan fried Dover sole, while I had the filet mignon. We both had to end the meal with the Grand Marnier soufflĂ©. Four stars.

The White Night Party by the pool
Afterwards, we had to check out the “White Night Party” going on by the pool. Attired in white, party-goers danced, twirled, sipped cocktails and enjoyed live music and dancing under the Caribbean stars. A few brave souls even tried to master the limbo bar. A few of us were still dancing even as the staff packed up the decorations and moved the chairs out.

So tomorrow I’ll be filing from St.Maarten – maybe. We’ll know for sure later today. Stay tuned. -- Gerry

Friday, March 8, 2013

AZAMARA QUEST, DAY SEVEN



Sunset off Dominica (Photos: Gerry)
ABOARD AZAMARA QUEST, DAY SEVEN – It’s early Friday morning and we are anchored off the small island of Nevis (pronounced KNEE-vis). Nearby is its larger counterpart, St. Kitts. The waters here are very still and quiet, and of course, deeply blue. The forecast is hot and sunny; with more hot and sunny into the foreseeable future.

One note from yesterday: As we departed Dominica, one of those beautiful Caribbean sunsets was in the making. So passengers on both sides of the ship might enjoy it, Capt. Stig made a 360-degree turn in the water before heading out. Well done, sir.

Nevis is a tender port
Nevis is a tender port, and today we’re letting the shore excursion groups get on their way before doing a little exploring on our own. A good number of other passengers had the same idea, as we see them collected near the drop-off point in Charlestown. There to greet us was a steel drum musician to set the mood.

Among the leading attractions here are the Alexander Hamilton Museum (the distinguished American statesman and face on the $10 bill was born here); Pinney’s Beach, if you want sand and sea; the Botanical Garden, with a large collection of orchids and the Four Seasons Resort, where you can practice your golf game.

T-shirt shop on Nevis
While some of our cohorts teamed up to share cabs, others opted to return to the ship, disappointed there wasn’t more shopping or things to see nearby. Unless you have a definite game plan, or opt for a tour, you may want to temper your expectations for this port.

On our return trip to the ship, Azamara personnel were offering cold lemonade and ice water as we boarded, providing welcome relief from the heat. There was also an unfortunate incident. A woman with a cane slipped and had a very nasty fall that required medical attention back at the ship. You can’t underscore enough that despite the fairly calm conditions, tenders do rock and everyone should use extreme caution.

We are here in port until 10:30 p.m., giving everyone plenty of opportunity to sightsee. Tonight is “White Night,” a traditional cruise activity where everyone is invited to wear something white and party by the pool. The buffet de jour is Mediterranean, followed by “Crepes Suzette under the Stars.” We however will be paying a visit to one of the two specialty restaurants on board, Aqualina. More on that in tomorrow’s report.

The next time I check in, we’ll be Gustavia, on the island of St. Barts. Has it really been one week since we set sail from Miami? -- Gerry

RETIREMENT ON A CRUISE SHIP?

I loved this story from the BBC several years ago that told of the 89-year-old woman who lived full-time on the Queen Elizabeth. Just imagine -- spending your Golden Years traveling the world, visiting exotic ports, enjoying five-star dining and "white glove" service 24/7. More recently, writer Sarah Stevenson has taken a closer look at "Cruise Ship Retirement: Urban Legend or the Next Big Thing?" Once you crunch all the numbers, and examine the pros and cons, it may not be as attractive as it sounds. But it still sounds pretty great to us! What do you think? -- Gerry